Hormones. An informational post.

[imported_elp6n]

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I've got to go get Swiss Cake Rolls.

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Swiss rolls?? Nononono... we're talking Ghiradelli, imported truffles, etc.


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He also said he never lets his woman get out of line

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IndianDad's new theme song (I have declared it so, he just doesn't know it yet [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img])

Ladies and gentleman, The Man Song!

He's the man. He's the man.

I don't take no crap from anybody else...
but you
I wear the pants around here...
when I finish with your laundry

Cos I'm a guy you don't wanna fight...
when I say "jump", you say "yeah right"
Cos I'm the man of this house...
until you get home

He's the man. He's the man.

When I say goes around here...
right out the window
But I don't wanna hear a lot of whining...
so I'll shut up

The sooner you learn who's boss around here...
the sooner you can give me my orders, dear
Cos I'm head honcho around here...
but it's all in my head

He's the man. He's the man.

And I can have sex anytime...
that you want
Cos I'm a man who has needs...
but they're not that important

And don't expect any flowers from me...
cos if I'm not mistaken, you prefer jewelry
I'm the king of my castle...
when you're not around

He's the man. He's the man.

And I'll drink and watch sports...
whenever I wanna get in trouble
And I'll come home, when I'm good and ready...
to sleep on the couch

Cos a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...
and I'm gonna do what you tell me to
Because I'm top dog around here...
but I've been neutered

He's the man. He's the man!

You the man!

http://humor.beecy.net/menwomen/mansong/ to listen! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Unchained]

Hmph!
The funniest thing about that song is how off-base it is [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
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[imported_elp6n]

Only we know for sure [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[jtw61194]

Somebody better get that woman her chocolate! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Oh, aren't imported "Swiss" cake rolls good enough?